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| Man calls home. Maid answers phone. He says, "Can I speak to my wife?She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend." He tells his maid :"Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both." Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok." 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?" He says,"Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."She says, "We don't have a pool." He then asks, "Is this 555-1234?" |
